Friday, September 3, 2010

Squishy's Automotive Faggotry Update




Ferrari's on fire:
Just 4 months after release at least 6 of Ferrari's new 458 Italia have caught fire spontaneously.
It has been confirmed that in at least two of these cases the car was not even turned on!

Ferrari has issued a recal of the model citing that the fires are from a flammable glue used in the construction of the wheel arches.

It is good to see Ferrari getting back to be wonderfully Italian.

I am however disappointed in the recall, some 20 years ago they wouldn't have given a shit. It also would have been cool to be driving a Ferrari as it catches fire (assuming since you have a ferrari you are Bruce Wayne)



Unicycle gets updated

The segway totally just got 1upped
Its called the Ryno and addmittedly its still pretty shit.
But who cares cos its awesome!

official website
And since this is such a high budget company, they have made an extremely impressive trailer:
youtube

Most faggotry prize

this

and facebook page

I have nothing to say



Biggest Bro prize


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24afjVqm2Uw&feature=player_embedded
That was a 1970's diesel wagon driven by a Finlandian :D

Skip to 5:40 i you just want to see him chop up in the final against a nissan silvia
then spraying champagne everywhere.

So badly want to see this guy with a Volvo 240
Here is my impressive rendering of the possibility

and no, that isnt a recent drawing.

I could probably turn out something like this every month or two and if i plan on it i can probably find better content than stuff just off the top off my head.

4 comments:

  1. I am so glad I'm not trying to inhale behind that OP Mercedes.

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  2. So this is what you spend your all-nighters doing.

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  3. Please give a spontaneous ejection of semen warning before posting something like Carlashes.

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  4. i wish i had youtube. Still, good update squish

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