Me epic trolling some random on xfire

Scout: hey
Scout: yo
Scout: dude
Scout: wanna call of duty 2 pvp
[DI] The Basement: who the hell are u?
Scout: im asking frist
Scout: answer
[DI] The Basement: NO I DON"T FUCKING WANT TO PLAY THAT SHIT GAME!
Scout: ..-.-.. fine
Scout: biatch
[DI] The Basement: its so bad
Scout: ok
Scout: your loss
[DI] The Basement: it licks my motehrs balls
Scout: youre a hybrid?
Scout: fuck you
[DI] The Basement: seriously
Scout: .. dude youre weard
[DI] The Basement: "i will just lean around this corner........FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
[DI] The Basement: and what was the deal with activision
Scout: wanna play
[DI] The Basement: didn't they sue EA for like a billion dollars
Scout: or not
[DI] The Basement: let me see
[DI] The Basement: um
[DI] The Basement: yeah
[DI] The Basement: ok
[DI] The Basement: what server
Scout: im in ser
Scout: download neceserry
Scout: 3.80 mb
Scout: for ranks
Scout: only
[DI] The Basement: ok
[DI] The Basement: what is the download link?
Scout: just enter by me
Scout: and its automaticly
[DI] The Basement: ok
[DI] The Basement: can u give me the server IP?
Scout: klick on the yoystick
Scout: on the window
[DI] The Basement: is it a dedicated server?
Scout: OCC Extreme
[DI] The Basement: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scout: you can take 2 guns
[DI] The Basement: can i haz a water pistol?
Scout: no
[DI] The Basement: dibs on MPover9000!
Scout: bullets only and ..oh a panterswrek
Scout: just enter if u want
Scout: its not like im forcing oyu
[DI] The Basement: ok, i'm going protoss, what are you going?
Scout: ..-..-just chilling on this server
Scout: boaring
[DI] The Basement: ah, terran i see
[DI] The Basement: do you think you could hook me up with those russian girls i see all over the net?
Scout: nope
Scout: not my cousians
[DI] The Basement: How do I know you won't hack
Scout: its hard to get one
Scout: and i dont download
[DI] The Basement: well you DLed this rank shit
Scout: and + its a punkbuster ser
Scout: no haxing allowed
Scout: just skill
[DI] The Basement: hang on, my aunt is coming home and i have to dispose of these wank tissues BRB.
Scout: ok
[DI] The Basement: ah shit
Scout: what now
[DI] The Basement: my dick got caught in my zip
Scout: ???
[DI] The Basement: brb again, its bleeding a bit
Scout: dude
Scout: wash your hands and dick
Scout: with alcohol
Scout: tetanus
[DI] The Basement: yeah, that me be a good idea
[DI] The Basement: would wiskey work?
Scout: ??
Scout: dknow
Scout: never got my caught
[DI] The Basement: i imagine it would
[DI] The Basement: should i do it now
Scout: dknow
Scout: try but a little bit
[DI] The Basement: should i warm it up?
Scout: try
Scout: oh shit someone is in sre
Scout: i got to go keep txting
[DI] The Basement: k babe
Scout: im a guy
[DI] The Basement: :O
[DI] The Basement: thats awkward
[DI] The Basement: ah shit, i have to update Punkbuster to get in
Scout: do it
[DI] The Basement: yeah but PB is a nightmare
[DI] The Basement: damn dialup will take forever
Scout: belive it its worthy
[DI] The Basement: yeah, ok
[DI] The Basement: how much ping will you allow
[DI] The Basement: i might lag
Scout: xok
[DI] The Basement: cuz im torrenting CP atm
Scout: ok
Scout: try mid ping
[DI] The Basement: so it might get to about 500ms
Scout: jeez
Scout: cool
[DI] The Basement: is that good?
Scout: i think not but try
[DI] The Basement: the higher the better right?
[DI] The Basement: how do i make it higher?
Scout: nope
Scout: dont know
Scout: try 250-
[DI] The Basement: wow, thats really low
Scout: no minus
[DI] The Basement: you must have ADSL or something u yuppy
Scout: just 200
Scout: yea
[DI] The Basement: ok, i stopped the CP and its about 200 now
Scout: ok
[DI] The Basement: so where in russia are you atm?
Scout: no
[DI] The Basement: dick has stopped bleeding :)
Scout: yay
[DI] The Basement: its in a glass of wiskey atm
Scout: jezz
Scout: that hurts
[DI] The Basement: its not safe to drink still is it?
Scout: no
Scout: dude
[DI] The Basement: i know its gross
[DI] The Basement: but its really expensive
Scout: wha??
[DI] The Basement: and it kills all the germs right?
Scout: dude get in im geting ripped of
Scout: right
[DI] The Basement: well u told me to stop the download
[DI] The Basement: so i still don't have punkbuster
Scout: you do
Scout: in th geam
Scout: game
[DI] The Basement: nah it says i need to update
Scout: ok than ive got to play
[DI] The Basement: ok
[DI] The Basement: bi babe
[DI] The Basement: nice meeting you
Scout: im a fucking guy
[DI] The Basement: oh yeah
[DI] The Basement: that must have been someone else im thinking of
[DI] The Basement: sorry, i'm not so smart
Scout: i see
Scout: that
[DI] The Basement: see what?
Scout: youre a fucking retard
[DI] The Basement: hey, that hurts man
Scout: hahah
Scout: kidding
Scout: get in
Scout: get in
[DI] The Basement: im talking to you instead of doing my quantum physics assignment
Scout: do it than
[DI] The Basement: so be nice
[DI] The Basement: nah, your my new freind :D
[DI] The Basement: best friends forever!
[DI] The Basement: right?
Scout: ...-.-...yay
Scout: hehe
Scout: yay
[DI] The Basement: hey man
[DI] The Basement: brb phone
[DI] The Basement: k back
[DI] The Basement: just some telemarketer
[DI] The Basement: don't u hate that
Scout: dude ive got to go
[DI] The Basement: ok
[DI] The Basement: goodbye
[DI] The Basement: see you soon
Scout: no
[DI] The Basement: are you going away for long?
Scout: yea to afganistan
[DI] The Basement: whoa
Scout: im a soldier
[DI] The Basement: are you a soldier?
[DI] The Basement: i see
[DI] The Basement: find sudam for me :D
Scout: il be
Scout: soldier
[DI] The Basement: i hope the pay is good, i hear its dangerous there
Scout: me to
Scout: heh
[DI] The Basement: ok, well good luck soldier!
Scout: kidding
[DI] The Basement: what guns do they give you?
Scout: im not yet but i will be
Scout: ak 47
[DI] The Basement: or do you just get a knife?
[DI] The Basement: wow, nice gun
[DI] The Basement: but you run faster with a knife
Scout: got to go
[DI] The Basement: they have done studies
Scout: yea
[DI] The Basement: ok bye
Scout: hey
Scout: got to say something
Scout: yo
[DI] The Basement: hey
Scout: im not a soldier yet
[DI] The Basement: whats up buddy
Scout: but i will be
[DI] The Basement: ok
[DI] The Basement: well i wish you luck :)
Scout: im 13
Scout: ko
Scout: ok
Scout: thanx
Scout: well good luck with quantum physics assignment
[DI] The Basement: yeah
[DI] The Basement: its pretty easy
Scout: get an A
[DI] The Basement: have you seen this frag video?
[DI] The Basement: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK2tWVj6lXw
Scout: wai
Scout: t
Scout: what the fuck is that
[DI] The Basement: its a video of MW2
[DI] The Basement: did i paste it wrong?
Scout: yea
[DI] The Basement: oh dam
Scout: give me a titl
Scout: e
[DI] The Basement: my computer does this sometimes
[DI] The Basement: such a stupid error
[DI] The Basement: does this work?
[DI] The Basement: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY
Scout: well got to go
Scout: bye
[DI] The Basement: k see ya friend


lots of fun :D