POCHEHOMMEZ NOIRS ET BLANCS EN ANGLAIS NIGGERS!

Alrighty, got most of this shit off the 4chonz in an incoherent and spread out form, so I figured I'd poast links in a decent order and with all relevant information I can think of.

1. Download your choice of ROM.
Pokemon White:
http://nitroroms.com/show/file-info/191907/Nintendo_DS/Pocket_Monsters_White_JPN_NDS_DSi-BAHAMUT.7z.html
Pokemon Niggers:
http://nitroroms.com/show/file-info/191908/Nintendo_DS/Pocket_Monsters_Black_JPN_NDS_DSi-BAHAMUT.7z.html

2. Download an English patch corresponding to your choice of ROM.
Pokemon White: http://www.mediafire.com/?lks0dkh2rldirj6
Pokemon Niggers: http://www.mediafire.com/?kkrfifi7ckbsxoy

3. Download xDeltaGUI.
http://www.mediafire.com/?b7em3n4sn7hhmtr

4. After having unRAR'd all that shit, open xDelta GUI.exe, and when the window comes up click select ROM and choose b-pokemonw.nds or b-pokemonb.nds (pretty sure that is the name for black), and click select patch and select V3White-NewLogo.patch or V3Black-NewLogo.patch (once again guessing the name). Now click Apply patch. No notification comes up but it ought to work after 3 seconds or so, you will know it is complete if you can press buttons and shit again.

5. Another DL, this time the DS emulator. I tried nocash but it phayl'd, so I am currently using DeSmuME.
http://desmume.org/download/

6. If you go back to where you extracted your ROM, there should now be a new .nds file called b-pokemonw_patched.nds or b-pokemonb_patched.nds. This is your patched ROM. Open DeSmuME.exe and go File > Open ROM... (Ctrl+O) and choose your patched ROM.

7. HELLA GOOD. It ought to work, but to ensure MAXIMUM OVERGOOD performance you fellows may want to follow the following first:
Config >
Sound Settings > Buffer Size = 5000
Sound Settings > Interpolation = NONE
Frameskip > 4
Frameskip > Auto-minimize skipping
Emulation settings > General > Enable Advanced Bus-Level Timing = UNCHECKED/DISABLED

Also:
ctl+alt+del Task Manager > Processes > set Desmume priority to "high"
[copypasta'd, credit to Anonymous]

So do that shit and then reset your cartridge and set your controls as you please (Config > Control Config)

8. Choose Wotter and fucking get to it!

9. Poast results/queries/advice/CP.